feelsforsterek:

↪ i am looking disrespectfully (◉‿◉)

pandabibble:

girldong:

I’m sorry I can’t be him.

storylessposts:

jortsbian:

every time i see “why are you buying clothes at the soup store” i have to laugh because there’s a mall near my grandparents’ house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you’ll never guess what they sell

Op this is amazing but I’m required by law to say

FUCK YOU

realdonkeykong:

animentality:

You gotta love that Tumblr is on the rise because of Twitter and Reddit going down, and not because Tumblr has actually done anything to really improve its website.

I personally kin with a website that accidentally and coincidentally fails upwards.

The site that wins simply by remaining upright.

We are literally this meme, posted eons ago, in our ancient texts.

We already have written our story, our destiny, in the art we forget.

tboybot:

y’all need to go see the titanic jokes they were making back THEN.

it’s the precursor to “they’re writing fanfics” oh my god

fingertipsfingertipsfingertiiips:

dzamie:

theqzone:

kira-serialfaggot:

boypussyparty:

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we’ve trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

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look, that one’s trying to upvote

folieadeuxsday:

marlynnofmany:

teal-deer:

marlynnofmany:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can’t be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled “city with the highest population”

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

… do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.

lionfloss:

静寂な中で

facelessoldgargoyle:

superhell:

when sartre said “hell is other people” he failed to mention that heaven is also other people

Sartre said in 1971, “But that’s only that side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other.’ … Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven, on the other hand, is very simple—and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.”

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

I hate… fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they’ve gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we’ve all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he’s incompetent now. The one who’s kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast’s Mother. If there’s only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

I didn’t say a fandom but you thought of one, didn’t you? That’s because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you’ve been hearing for years. It’s like a time loop. It’s my own personal torment nexus

catasters:

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